Joke Thread

[OnLineGenie]

The bank phoned me today and said they wanted to talk to me about a loan. I said "Fine, how much would you like to borrow?"

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What's the capital of Iceland?

About £4.50

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What's the definition of an optimist?

A banker who irons five work shirts on Sunday night.

[OnLineGenie]

There is a Christmas joke on the over 16s joke board. I usually leave people to read the over 16s jokes at their leisure, but I think this is best read while it's topical.

Be warned - it's a bit rude.

[slowcheetah9]

I'm not sure if I can post this here or if it should be in the over-16s,
delete if you need to, Hayley...
It's a bit rude, but I'm a girl and found it funny so...

Q: What’s the difference between BSE and PMT (PMS if you're American)?

A: One is mad cow disease while the other has something to do with beef.