Corrupt-A-Wish

[Robin Morbid]

granted but they suck and you don't know how to use them,rendering them absolutely useless to you.

I wish I had more manga to read.

[The Animal]

Granted, but it burns up in a fire before you can actually read it.

I wish things moved faster.

[Robin Morbid]

Granted,but you move so fast time stands still.

I wish my room mate didn't snore.

[The Animal]

Granted. Now they fart in their sleep, and it smells like death and sewage, and rotted cabbage.

I wish I had a bathroom upstairs.

[Robin Morbid]

granted but it too small and the door always gets stuck

I wish it wasn't so late

[Meli]

Granted. Now you're so early, you end up going home several times over before you're due to be there.

I wish I was happy.

[Robin Morbid]

Granted but now your so happy your smile hurts your face and you look insane.

I wish the room didn't smell like vomit

[The Animal]

Granted. Now it smells like diarrhea

I wish I wasn't out of soda.

[Robin Morbid]

granted,but all the cans and bottles are shaken up

I wish I was working more than four hours

[The Animal]

Granted. Now you never get any time off.

I wish my mother would come back from playing cards.

[Meli]

Okay. You're never going to stop working...

I wish I knew bits and pieces of the future.

[Robin Morbid]

Do you guys post at the same time?

So...granted to erin but she never leaves you alone and now plays cards on your face.
and granted to meli but you see terrible wars and the fall of humanity in the process,and you're also physically blind now as a result of your new abilities.

I wish my shoulder didn't hurt

[The Animal]

Yes, and, evidently, we had similar ideas.

o.O on...on my f-face...? W-...Why?

Granted. It's the only thing that doesn't ache.

[Robin Morbid]

I wish you had made a wish just then!!!!

[The Animal]

Granted, but, then I forget again.