Corrupt-A-Wish

[The Animal]

It's time, once again, for Corrupt-A-Wish, the online forum game where we taint your dreams all in the name of fun! Some of you have played this before and should remember how it goes. For the rest, the rules are very simple. One person posts a wish, the next person posts something to "corrupt" that wish, and the makes a wish themselves and so on and so forth.

For example:
Poster 1: I wish I had a new car.
Poster 2: Granted. But gas prices are too high, and you have to sell it.


Okay that one wasn't very good, but you get the idea.

Wish away. Just be careful what you wish for.



I wish more people would respond to my posts.

[krazy4bwitched]

Granted; but I rarely have time to even come onto the site.

I wish B*Witched would get back together for a couple of concerts. (Try corrupting that!!!)

[The Animal]

Granted. But it's for private showings for royalty only. And you can't get in.

I wish I made more money at my job.

[Meli]

Well that would involve a few favours, not of the innocent "get-me-a-cup-of-coffee" kind, either.

I wish... I could be a celebrity.

[Robin Morbid]

Granted. But you get the worst kind of publicity,you marry someone disgusting,your kids hate you and you end up shaving your head and calling yourself "Snake" while sticking your tongue out at old ladies on buses for no reason...


I wish I were a fire bender.

[The Animal]

Granted, but you burn yourself in a horrible, horrible accident.

I wish I was stronger.

[Meli]

Granted: So strong that you break every thing (alive or dead) that you think of touching...?

I wish.... I could fix up my mistakes.

[Robin Morbid]

Granted. But after becoming a person that has fixed all mistakes and never makes them again people think you as an arrogant little punk afraid to take risk and you end up living a life of solitude which probably would be really boring.

I wish I had new clothes

[Meli]

Granted. But they'll never fit.
(do we really have to say the "granted", because I've been skipping it.)

I wish I could travel the world.

[Robin Morbid]

granted(I like saying it)but you'll go to all the dull places that smell like dying tourists...

I wish I could dance...

[slowcheetah9]

granted. but you can only dance the Merengue to death metal songs.

I wish everyone thought I was awesome.

[Robin Morbid]

granted but they end up adoring you to that stalkerish creeper extent,and the second you get annoyed they tear you limb from limb to sell your awesomeness on ebay.

I wish I weren't so sick in the head sometimes...

[Meli]

Granted. Now you're a boring old soul who lives a very dull life, and is stuck in the same old routine...

I Wish: I could turn back the clock a few years.

[Robin Morbid]

Granted,but you end up altering some part of your past that would make you just want to keep doing it,so you spend the rest of your life turning back time...forgetting why you started doing it to begin with.

I wish my singing voice was awesome again like it used to be

[Meli]

Granted. But you'll end up in rehab some some thing or another ala Mary-Kate/LiLo.

I wish I could get a new job, no fuss.