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Post by Robin Morbid on Feb 12, 2012 8:18:07 GMT
Forget or repeating an annie like history
I wish my life was more like a video game.
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Post by The Animal on Feb 12, 2012 8:30:18 GMT
(But you see what I did there...  ) Granted, but there are no cheat codes. I wish my Nook would download things again. |
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Post by Meli on Feb 12, 2012 22:33:54 GMT
Granted. But the downloads are just viruses that you cannot erase.
I wish... I just knew.
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Post by The Animal on Feb 12, 2012 22:48:54 GMT
Granted, but now you know more than the human mind was ever meant to comprehend, and it destroys you.
I wish the sun wasn't glaring in my face right now.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Feb 13, 2012 5:39:18 GMT
Granted but now the moon is going to do it because it wants to try new things.
I wish my room mates would understand the concept of me wearing ear phones and not being able to hear them...
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Post by Meli on Feb 13, 2012 23:59:56 GMT
Granted. But now that's all you wear... and nobody ever talks to you.
I wish this pregnant dog would get eliminated!
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Post by Robin Morbid on Feb 14, 2012 0:07:42 GMT
granted,but now she finds you and seeks revenge for your wish
I wish I were thinner
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Post by The Animal on Feb 14, 2012 1:25:46 GMT
Granted, Stephen King-style.
I wish I could take my cat with me on vacation.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Feb 14, 2012 1:27:47 GMT
Granted,but your cat makes you pay for everything and doesn't leave a tip anywhere and ends up getting you kicked out of a lot of fun places...
I wish the book I were reading were a little more interesting...
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Post by The Animal on Feb 14, 2012 1:35:28 GMT
Granted, but you never put it down, and it consumes you, and you miss out on life.
I wish I didn't have to pee right now.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Feb 14, 2012 1:37:56 GMT
Granted,but then all of your other bodily functions shut down and you blow up into a cloud of pink and purple smoke.
I wish I auditioned better...
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Post by Meli on Feb 14, 2012 6:10:12 GMT
Granted... but you get so obsessed that you stuff up every one later on.
I wish I didn't always get warm in this spot...
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Post by Robin Morbid on Feb 14, 2012 7:26:44 GMT
granted but now you get warm in an entirely and more inconvenient spot that you can't even reach for some reason...
I wish my sleeping pill would kick in already
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Post by The Animal on Feb 14, 2012 11:41:10 GMT
Granted, but it works so well, you never wake up again.
I wish my coworker would stay out of my work area today.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Feb 14, 2012 17:31:36 GMT
Granted,but now for some reason pigeons are all up in your work area.
I wish my monologues teacher wasn't so intense.
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