Corrupt-A-Wish

[The Animal]

Granted, but every single tme you forget, you lose ten hairs.

I wish I wasn't constantly broke.

[Meli]

Okay - But you will never be able to find your cash.

I wish I had written that.

[Robin Morbid]

granted,but then you'd instantly want to think of something slightly more clever anyway...

I wish I wasn't so apologetic.

[Meli]

Granted. You now don't even know what anything means.

I wish... that was mine.

[Robin Morbid]

Granted,but that's all you get and you'll never get anything else for the rest of your life,and all that you had before is gone.

I wish I didn't have such an addictive personality.

[The Animal]

Granted. Everyone hates you.

I wish I were cooler.

[Robin Morbid]

(too late for that)

granted,everyone thinks you're fake now.

I wish I wasn't afraid of axe wielding bunnies

[The Animal]

Granted. Now you're afraid of axe-weilding zombie bunnies.

I wish the dentist wasn't so f**king expensive.

[Robin Morbid]

granted,but now whenever you get stuff done you're worse off

I wish I didn't have to go to class today..

[Meli]

Okay.
But that was the lesson/exam that determines your final grade.

I wish I could go back in time.

[Robin Morbid]

Granted,but you trip in the past and are stuck in a single day forever.

I wish all my books were here.

[Meli]

Okay, but now they're not useful to you. At all. Just getting in the way.

I wish movies that were rated well actually entertained me.

[Robin Morbid]

Granted,but you get bored of them quickly.

I wish I liked facebook a little more...

[Meli]

Granted. You're now on Facebook 24/7, and have no other life whatsoever.

I wish... I could think of something to wish for.

[The Animal]

Granted. But now you don't get anymore wishes.

I wish I had superpowers