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Post by Meli on Mar 13, 2012 21:59:52 GMT
Granted. Now you retain liquid - forever.
I wish I knew whether my stitches have dissolved yet...
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 14, 2012 8:31:27 GMT
Granted,but you find out that they haven't and never will and will now magically talk to you in an annoying New Jersey accent.
I wish she'd stop talking to me about the guy she likes.
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Post by Meli on Mar 15, 2012 0:19:15 GMT
(Oh, that would be weird Annie!)
Granted. But now she's mute.
I wish I had a good night's sleep!
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Post by The Animal on Mar 15, 2012 0:23:48 GMT
Granted, but when you awake, you're actually still dreaming and you never know what is reality ever again. I wish I wasn't so bored.  |
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 15, 2012 8:02:47 GMT
Granted but now you're doing so much stuff that you never get a break and run yourself ragged enough to go completely insane and when they lock you away and leave you to your thoughts you'll never be able to sit still or sleep again.
I wish I were a little less malicious sometimes
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Post by The Animal on Mar 15, 2012 9:07:11 GMT
Granted. Now you're so nice people walk all over you.
And I already am crazy like that.
I wish I could come up with better wish corrupts.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 15, 2012 16:52:50 GMT
Granted,but you end up horribly offending someone and they plan your demise somehow involving cake...
I wish I wasn't sick two days before opening night...
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Post by Meli on Mar 16, 2012 7:31:59 GMT
Granted. Now you're sick on opening night, creating a worldwide epidemic...
I wish I knew what to do "long term".
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 17, 2012 8:44:25 GMT
granted but your long term plan is made up of short term ideas.
I wish I had a better alarm clock
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Post by The Animal on Mar 17, 2012 9:14:48 GMT
Granted, but now your car won't start.
I wish I didn't have heartburn. It's very uncomfortable.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 18, 2012 18:48:54 GMT
Granted,but now the rest of you is literally on fire.
I wish I wasn't sick anymore.
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Post by The Animal on Mar 18, 2012 19:43:59 GMT
Granted. You just died.
I wish I didn't have my monthly. Ever.
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Post by Meli on Mar 18, 2012 23:34:38 GMT
Granted. You never reached puberty.
I wish I knew what to believe.
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Post by The Animal on Mar 19, 2012 0:38:42 GMT
Hey, no breasts would have been fine by me...
Granted, but now you've been exposed to the ultimate, horrifying truth, and you can never go back, and it eventually drives you insane.
I wish I wasn't so d-mn polite.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 19, 2012 8:39:05 GMT
granted but now you're such a b*tch to the point where they send an angry mob after you and you get buried alive for it.
I wish I knew what was going to happen to me next
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