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Post by The Animal on Mar 19, 2012 8:57:37 GMT
Granted, but the power to see into the future comes at a terrible price
I wish I didn't have to get ready for work in four hours.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 19, 2012 10:44:24 GMT
granted,you're fired with no chance at unemployment.
I wish it were warmer
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Post by The Animal on Mar 20, 2012 9:48:33 GMT
Granted, now it's SO INCREDIBLY F--CKING HOT, OHDEARGOD WHAT IS THIS HELL ON EARTH!!! AAAHHHHHGGGGGGG!!!!!!
I wish I could play an instrument.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 20, 2012 11:12:10 GMT
Granted,but it's one no one has heard of and grows to hate and they hunt you down for it with torches and pitchforks.
I wish I could sleep right now
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Post by The Animal on Mar 20, 2012 21:22:33 GMT
Granted, but you never wake up, and age rapidly and die in your dream.
I wish my hairstylist would get back to me about an appointment.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 21, 2012 1:38:54 GMT
Granted,but when they do your hair blows up on your head so now there's no need for an appointment.
I wish I wasn't hungry
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Post by Meli on Mar 22, 2012 0:55:30 GMT
Granted. Now you throw up at the thought of food.
I wish I could settle her better.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 22, 2012 6:42:15 GMT
granted,but now she's so settle its actually kind of creepy....
I wish my body didn't ache
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Post by The Animal on Mar 22, 2012 7:10:30 GMT
Granted. You lost your body in a freak, radioactive accident and now you're a floating, disembodied head, but you have constant headaches.
I wish tomorrow was Friday.
Wait...
Okay. I wish Friday would get here sooner. How's that?
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 22, 2012 8:29:30 GMT
granted,but now every time it gets closer,that annoying friday song comes on and gets louder by the day and plays on repeat
I wish I didn't have feelings sometimes
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Post by The Animal on Mar 22, 2012 9:39:33 GMT
Granted. I have taken your soul.
I wish I hadn't slept through that Doctor Who "Blink" episode this morning.
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 22, 2012 19:30:41 GMT
Ha fool,I have no soul. Only a heart and that's my curse.
Granted,but now its the only episode you'll ever watch again ever.
I wish I knew when people were flirting with me....or rather...I wish I were a little less oblivious.
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Post by Meli on Mar 23, 2012 0:10:47 GMT
Granted. Everyone is flirting but you.
I wish he could learn his lesson!
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Post by Robin Morbid on Mar 23, 2012 2:10:39 GMT
Granted,but he learns it so hard he becomes annoying about it.
I wish I knew how to talk to women
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Post by Meli on Mar 25, 2012 22:40:11 GMT
Granted. They don't know how to talk back. At all.
I wish I had the courage to go back to being alone...
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