Podge Rodge Show

[Ashley]

you can PM me with the address you would like me to send it to...
i should get it mailed out tomoorow with the animals if all goes well!!

[classof09]

dudddddddddeeeee .. i got it this morning when i turned on my computer and logged in and my computer tells me that i have a file ready to be copied. so i looked and there was the file for the podge and rodge show that i thought took forever to download so i opened up the file and it started playing. i was sooooo shocked cause i didn't think i got it after numerous times of trying to download it this sooo makes my day!!!!!!! i copied it to a blank cd

[Hayley]

Yay! gald you got it. i am in the middle of making a transcript for anyone who cant download it.

[classof09]

Can't stop watchin it!!

[safarigurl]

i keep watching it too myself:P

[chris]

hayley said:

i am in the middle of making a transcript

That would be great cause i can't understand all the things they say.

[Hayley]

neither could i! i tried to make the transcript make sense but it sounds weird when you read it without the accent.

[Hayley]

Transcript

Keavy : How are ya lads, are ya alright?
P/R : Well if it isn’t 50% of Irelands most successful girl bands
P/R : Welcome Keavy and Edele Lynch
P/R : How ya doing tonight ladies
Keavy and Edele : Good thanks, you?
Keavy : Im looking forward to some of that turkey there
P/R : Well that’s been there since Christmas day I wouldn’t go near it
P/R : Its not actually a turkey it’s a badger
(Audience Laughs)
P/R : Well we like to have something different at Christmas
P/R : Now listen when people think of B*witched, well firstly they think of stone washed denims (laughs) and secondly the most annoying ever Irish single C’est La Vie
Keavy : I agree
P/R : Did ya make a few bob out of it
Keavy and Edele : We did
P/R : Good
Keavy : Houses cars and all that
P/R : Well that’s good
P/R : Do you know, (pause) what the hell its New Years Eve why don’t we just show a bit a C’est La Vie
Edele : Why not
P/R : Do ya wanna hear it?
( Yes Audience Shouts)
P/R : Here lets have a reminder of the big hit
Shows clip
P/R : What are ya like
P/R : (They start singing C’est La Vie)
Edele Did ya see them all laughing
Keavy : Hair styles were terrible
P/R : Ya know what you haven’t aged that much in fairness to yous
Keavy : No
Edele No, 10 years later
P/R : Ya know the B*witched logo
Keavy and Edele Yes
P/R : Can we have a look at the for a sec
Keavy : Yer (puzzled look)
Edele Wonder what you gonna say
P/R : You see that star there is the full name b f**king witched
(Laughs)
P/R : Coz that’s what we were reading it as all along
Keavy : Abso- f**king- lutly
(Laughs)
P/R : Its time now to hear the next eegit of the year nominee
Keavy : Hes looking at us
P/R : Don’t worry its not you
Edele I was just gonna say it better not be
P/R : Your safe lucy
Cuts to lucy

Back to the girls
P/R : Right 2002 right were bring ya back
P/R : Yous were off in Africa shooting the video for the 8th single
Edele We never actually never got to Africa
P/R : Did ya not
Edele No we were in America and we got a phone call and we were told we were dropped, we were waiting for a phone call to say we were going back to Africa to shoot the video but that never happened.
P/R : So you were bditched
Keavy : We were
(Laughs)
Edele We were b f**ked
(Laughs)
P/R : What have you been up to since
Keavy We kinda lost it for a while, sat and drank and cried then we got back on our feet and got back in to the studio. I wrote and album Edele wrote an album and then we came back round to each other about 6 months ago and we’ve been writing together and were coming back together
P/R : That’s great
P/R : Now what’s the story with the other 2 b**ches where are they
(Laughs)
Keavy : Were still friends with the girls, we talk to them
P/R : No you don’t at all
Keavy : We do I swear
P/R : No you don’t if ya did they be sitting there
Keavy : you’d love to believe that wouldn’t you, you never asked them on you only asked us
P/R : Well that’s true, we thought we would be in with a chance with you two
Edele Well with one of us
Keavy : Play your cards right and ya might be lucky
P/R : We heard rumours in your house when you were growing up you had a fountain in the dining room.
Edele Oh it still there
P/R : Its still there, what kind of fountain is it?
Edele Water fountain
Keavy : Its like a rockery thing, trickling with water and some shinny…
Edele Its like a cave and then theres water trickling down beside the side of the cave
P/R : That is class I would like that in my front room
P/R : That is classy
P/R : Well listen girls your gonna stay around its New Years Eve
Edele We are
P/R : You’ll come back in for the big count down
Edele Of course
P/R : Well its been great meeting ya, your lovely girls
P/R : The lynch sisters Keavy and Edele

[classof09]

THANK YOU!!!!!!! Half of the show i didn't know what the feck they were talking about

[chris]

yay! thanks a million Hayley for the transcript!

[slowcheetah9]

Well that makes three of us! Thanks again Hayley.

[safarigurl]

ive got the actual video. But i dont know how to get it on here.

[Hayley]

the video is already on here.

[ivanleg]

I understood every word in the video (maybe I should be a linguist) and I would like to say that Hayley did a thorough and accurate job in her transcript - in case you think she made it up! :-)
Thanks Hayley, also for the Date with B*witched video. You are a star.

[Hayley]

thats ok, i will try and upload as many vids as i can. the transcript was so confusing, the irish tend to miss out words here and there so some parts of the transcript didnt make sense so in a few cases in did add a word in but that was it.